Rome was incredible in a historical context and it was also incredibly over-stimulating. The city was huge and bustling with tourists and thousands of citizens. Paris is obviously also a large city, but walking around all day and night here has been a breathe of fresh air. It's busy, but not as crowded as Rome. With that said, Rome was beautiful and wowing in its own way. Chase and I were constantly looking up and stopping to take photos (while also trying to avoid being run over by smart cars). My absolute favorite sites were the Colosseum and Palatine Hill ruins, because I couldn't stop reminding myself how old they were to still be standing. It was pretty mind blowing to look around at Twenty-First century life surrounded by First century structures.



Rome also had a way of making us feel like bumbling Americans. Perhaps our first 3 Italian stops were more tolerant of tourists, but in Rome there was little faking it. We stayed at a small B&B in the outskirts of Rome. It was about a 20 minute tram ride into the city center, but it felt like we were the only tourists on the tram every morning. The B&B is run by a husband and wife who live in the apartment opposite the B&B on the same floor. The B&B has two rooms, a common area, patio and kitchen. The other room was occupied by a German mother and daughter who knew less English than we did Italian.
The entire time we were there, we felt like we were in a sitcom. When we checked in, Daniella walked us around the apartment and gave us appetizers and drinks on the patio. Our room was still being cleaned because we were early, so we awkwardly chatted the best we could for about hour and she brought out a huge map to show us where everything was in Rome. We ended up getting confused about where the tram was and had to walk back to the B&B to get more directions before finally leaving for the day. The other awkward situations only continued, and I'll list them below:
In the morning, we came out for breakfast and the table was set with many different plates, bowls, utensils, etc. in a way that wasn't overly fancy, but it also wasn't American. We were confused, so silently decided to stick to the croissants which were self explanatory, instead of the weird meats and crazy looking toaster. Everything was delicious and made by Daniella, and every time we ate something, she would bring out something else to offer. I eventually had to turn down food, because I was so full! We were planning to go on a bike ride that day, so Chase had longer shorts on, and the German lady burst out laughing pointing at Chase's knees in a mutual joke with her daughter. We didn't know why she was laughing so we laughed along, and then I felt the need to explain in a miming bike rider motion that we were exercising today, so that's why my silly American husband had shorts on (it was 80 degrees out).
Daniella made reservations for us at a nice local restaurant the first night, but it was very clear after arriving we were going to be the only tourists and we stuck out in a big way. 4 waiters came over to help us at different times. I ordered what I thought was a glass of wine because it was only 10euro, but it was actually an entire bottle because wine is so cheap over there. Due to the wine, I had to use the bathroom, but wandered around for 10 minutes until a nice waiter asked me: "You leave? You toilette?"
The second morning, we felt more confident at breakfast, and I reached into the center of the table for the only bowl to use for the granola she had out. After I ate my cereal, Daniella returned with a new clean bowl and put it in the middle again. She said to us, "the bowl is for garbage." Chase and I looked confused, so she demonstrated and put my yogurt cup in the empty bowl. Chase then started unloading his whole plate (plum pits, crusty bread, banana peel) into the bowl and Daniella became agitated and said, "no, no-stop!" The whole situation was so perplexing, as soon as we got back to our rooms we burst into laughter and couldn't stop. Why were we so clueless about so many things?!
In the city, we became hungry around 6:30pm, but restaurants don't actually open for dinner until 9, so we struggled to find someone that would serve us pizza, or something beyond chips and nuts. One cafe type place pointed to a small table inside and said it was okay for us to sit and he would make us pizza. We ate them quickly and then realized we had no idea how to pay because we never actually had a waiter. Chase walked up to the counter to ask, but the coffee bars are more for people to stand around and converse, so the tender naturally thought Chase wanted to chat, while Chase worked up the courage to ask for a bill. This song and dance went on for 20 minutes while he asked Chase what he thought of Swartzenneger, Mel Gibson, and Julia Roberts. Eventually the questions became more general like, "what is your surname?" "do you like New York?" etc. Chase finally said, "uh, so I want to pay?" and the guys laughed, "the register!" and pointed across the restaurant. We paid and laughed the whole way to the tram.
On the last day, I woke up feeling kind of crummy and after breakfast we decided to take naps before going out. The cleaning lady normally comes in around that time, but we figured she would knock. Instead, she barged into the room with the key so quickly, Chase barely had time to jump up. The lady screamed and acted like she was being attacked by a serial killer. We were both yelling, "Sorry! Sorry!" and she ran out of the room. We later heard her telling someone what happened (we assume) in Italian. It was all very animated and dramatic.
The B&B was lovely and our room was incredible with a view of the city and delcious food. Daniella and her husband were the sweetest and friendliest people we met in Italy. They reserved our room, a car to the airport, and hugged and kissed us when we left. Daniella even bought us special treats and a painting for a souvenir. Our experiences were probably heightened due to our awareness of being awkward, but we assume we stuck out in that neighborhood, because we probably did!
I will close my long winded post with some more touristy pics.
Basilica
Vatican City
This moment below would have been more spiritual for me if Chase didn't realize his Ray Bans had been stolen and I was forced to shush him from repeating the F word while people were being blessed with holy water
Not sure what bridge this was, but it made for a nice photo op. Couldn't quite photoshop out my knobby knees.